What are you looking at? Do I look funny to you? Do I??
Ok, so I got a very “special” cropped ear job. SO WHAT? The way I look at it, it distinguishes me from all the other Boxer fools begging for a home. Plus I wear it well, if I may say so myself.
My name is Lennox, I am a confident well adjusted guy. I will love you unconditionally but first you’ll have to prove to me that you are trustworthy.
See, I’ve been around the block a few times, and I don’t suffer fools easily. I need a man or woman who is as self assured and confident as I am. If you can give me this, there isn’t anything I won’t do for you. I’ll repay you with more love, affection and loyalty you can handle. I will be your best friend, your confidante, your partner til the end. Nothing will come between us, ever!
See, I can be as mushy as the next guy too!